Steve Rogers taking off his helmet is a sexual experience. His helmet hair is enough of a turn on, but my sexual orientation is Steve speaking French.
Erina Mano (Misaki Nadeshiko/Kamen Rider Nadeshiko)
you know how the sentence “i never said she stole my money” has a different meaning depending on which word you put the stress on? same is true of “have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?” i’ve been thinkin about that for like 10 minutes now
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT BONES GET OFF MY DASH I’M CHOKING
“It is said that once, a great Flame burned in a distant land.
…Hmm? No, human. That is all I know.
I was raised by beasts. I know little of Fire.”
Thou who art Undead, art chosen…In thine exodus from the Undead Asylum, maketh pilgrimage to the land of Ancient Lords… When thou ringeth the Bell of Awakening, the fate of the Undead thou shalt know.
Oscar, Knight of Astora
Living the dream